Cincinnati Bengals

Week 5: Top 5 NFL Stories

October 13, 2009
Week 5: Top 5 NFL Stories

There was not a lot of middle ground in the NFL last week. The Rich got Richer. The Poor got Poorer. If you won, you blew the team out. If you lost, well…you got blown out. If you sucked in the first place and played another team that sucked, you were both embarrassed. Here...

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Week 3: Top 5 NFL Stories

September 29, 2009
Week 3: Top 5 NFL Stories

There were five gunslingers named Matthew, Brett, Carson, Peyton, and Mark whipping the pigskin around the gridiron this past week who all made the Top 5 NFL Stories cut. While that quintet does prance around in spandex quite often, they certainly aren’t some new boy band. Here are the Top 5 NFL Stories from...

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How to Get a Girl’s Phone Number

September 7, 2009
How to Get a Girl’s Phone Number

EXCLUSIVE: Here is Chad Ocho Cinco’s New Way to Get a Phone Number So You Don’t Have to Deal with Rejection… 1. You take the women’s phone or you ask to borrow. 2. You tell her your phone is dead at that present time. 3. You dial your number with her phone. 4. You...

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How to Flush Your Money Down the Toilet

September 2, 2009
How to Flush Your Money Down the Toilet

As John Clayton reported, Andre Smith suffered a fracture in his foot in his first practice with the Cincinnati Bengals. Yes…first day of practice. After a lengthy holdout, the 330-pound rookie signed a deal yesterday potentially worth $42 and was hurt today in a non-contact drill. Let’s put ourselves in the shoes of Bengals...

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And the Fat Lady Has Sung

August 31, 2009
And the Fat Lady Has Sung

After having players such as Chris Henry, Odell Thurman, Leon Hall, and A.J. Nicholson arrested or suspended (or both…and often multiple times), the Cincinnati Bengals decided to go and grab another troubled kid for their troubled franchise in the 2009 NFL Draft with the #6 pick…Andre Smith. While he has not had trouble with...

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Deep Throat!

August 28, 2009
Deep Throat!

We are sadly not talking about the chic 70s porno classic starring Linda Lovelace, Deep Throat (How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle?). We are definitely not talking about the Nixon & Watergate, Deep Throat. We are talking about this ridiculous endorsement starring former USC Trojans & current Cincinnati...

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Former Pac-10 Football Players Getting Paid

August 17, 2009
Former Pac-10 Football Players Getting Paid

On April 25, 2009, there were 11 former Pac-10 players chosen in the first and second rounds of the NFL Draft and all of them have signed contracts with their respective teams. Of the 11 players chosen, four were selected in the first round and only four schools were represented: USC (5), Oregon (4),...

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Get that Money!

August 13, 2009
Get that Money!

A league leading 46 former USC Trojans are wearing NFL jersey at the beginning of the 2009-10 season. That can almost fill an entire NFL roster. To see the entire breakdown, please check out Ben Malcolmson’s USC: An NFL Factory on his The Ripsit Blog. The Cincinnati Bengals and Seattle Seahawks currently boast four...

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