Athlete Endorsements

How to Get a Girl’s Phone Number

September 7, 2009
How to Get a Girl’s Phone Number

EXCLUSIVE: Here is Chad Ocho Cinco’s New Way to Get a Phone Number So You Don’t Have to Deal with Rejection… 1. You take the women’s phone or you ask to borrow. 2. You tell her your phone is dead at that present time. 3. You dial your number with her phone. 4. You...

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The Greatest Six-Footer We Will EVER See!

September 1, 2009
The Greatest Six-Footer We Will EVER See!

How does Allen Iverson not have a new team?!?! I don’t know how a team hasn’t pulled the trigger. He might cause some problems here & there, but this could be a one-year rental. NBA teams love throwing money away and they still haven’t picked up the greatest six-footer we will EVER see play...

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Show Ricky the Money!

August 31, 2009
Show Ricky the Money!

According to Marca.com, the #5 pick in the 2009 NBA Draft, Ricky Rubio, is now going to play for Regal Barcelona. The transaction will be the most expensive buyout in European basketball history valued around $5.3M (3.7 million Euro). It is a 6-year contract with an opt-out clause to play in the NBA. Most...

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Deep Throat!

August 28, 2009
Deep Throat!

We are sadly not talking about the chic 70s porno classic starring Linda Lovelace, Deep Throat (How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle?). We are definitely not talking about the Nixon & Watergate, Deep Throat. We are talking about this ridiculous endorsement starring former USC Trojans & current Cincinnati...

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Artest Hates Dog Balls

August 28, 2009
Artest Hates Dog Balls

Ron Artest vs Dogs! He wants you to find the rustiest axe-saw you have and chop off your dog’s balls… Or maybe he is just fighting a good cause and promoting spaying & neutering. I don’t know. Regardless, who would have thought Artest of all people would do work for PETA?

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A New Gillette Man?

August 18, 2009
A New Gillette Man?

Ricky Rubio in Gillette Ad You bet! Ricky Rubio is the latest athlete to appear in a Gillette ad, which has featured such athletes at Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter, Barcelona striker Thierry Henry, and all-everything golfer Tiger Woods. Not a bad list to join, especially before playing in a single NBA game. Back in...

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The Rich Get Richer

August 13, 2009
The Rich Get Richer

Former Denver Nuggets forward, Linas Kleiza, signed a 2-year deal with Olympiacos Pireus today. His new contract is worth $12.2M and he can opt out of the deal after one year. The Lithuanian-born star, who played at the University of Missouri, will complete a trio of NBA stars on this Greek power squad. Earlier...

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Blazin’ the Oregon Trail

August 13, 2009

Who said the economy is bad? The Nike-sponsored shooting guard, Brandon Roy, that currently rents in Nike’s backyard is now looking to buy a house and fully unpack. Why? Well, as Craig Bimbach of KATU Sports informed us, Roy just inked a 5-year $80,000,000 contract with the Portland Trail Blazers. I think it is...

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